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06 September 2015 @ 09:54 pm
Challenge #03: Mad Libs  
Title: I'll Be Back
Rating: PG
Mad Lib Used: First Day
Warnings (Non-Con/Dub-Con/etc): none
Summary: She starts high school.

Dear Pizza,
Today was my first day at High School. It was so horrible! I only met 4 people...and very few of them seemed to strike up any intrest. A/An Crowded Make-Up Artist called me a/an Nerd, and then this girl named Bill Clinton laughed at my Grouchy outfit. I can`t believe what happened today. Anyway, I did enjoy some of it. I met this one Fireman named Al Gore. This person was super Adhesive. I think we`ll Cleansingly become Intelligent Thoughts. Maybe tomorrow will be better. After all, it was only the first day. Well I think I will leave you with what one of my Upholsterers said to me. ""I'll Be Back.""

Title: Take My Ear
Rating: PG
Mad Lib Used: My Dream Man
Warnings (Non-Con/Dub-Con/etc): none
Summary: Her dream man

My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Boiling and Precious. He should have a physique like Justin Timberlake, a profile like Kate Hudson, and the intelligence of a/an Bushmaster. He must be polite and must always remember to Appease my Turkey, to tip his Strawberry and to take my Ear when crossing the street. He should move Torpidly, have a/an Dutch voice, and should always dress Winningly. I would also like him to be a/an Grubby dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Uneven nothings into my Taste Bud and hold my Chemical Litter Box. I know a/an Cactus is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Steve.

Title: Be My Girlfriend
Rating: PG
Mad Lib Used: Valentine's Card
Warnings (Non-Con/Dub-Con/etc): PG
Summary: discount bin cards

Be my Girlfriend
Scouts make the world go Blissful
Pickachu says "I Rub you"
I love Boats, Red does too
You make my Collar Bone flutter